Stories, insights, and everyday chaos from life with a crow‑brained mind — brain fog, side quests, sensory overload, and nonlinear living.
From Doomscrolling to CEO of Sparkly Nonsense: My Mystery Scoop Origin Story 🖤 The Facebook Video That Triggered My Descent Into Sparkly Madness So there I was, minding my own business, scrolling Facebook like the adultiest adult who was absolutely not procrastinating anything important. And then it happened — a video pops up of some…
Welcome to the Hormone Thunderdome — Please Keep Your Hands, Feet and Chin Hairs Inside the Ride Listen. Nobody warned me that menopause came with bonus features. I thought I was signing up for hot flashes, mood swings, and the occasional urge to throw a small appliance. But no. NO. My hormones said, “Hey girl,…
🪶 A Field Guide to Today’s Shiny Objects Observations from the Wilds of the Crow‑Brained MindSpecies: Homo Distractus Crow‑BrainiensisHabitat: A home filled with good intentions, half‑finished quests, and at least one beverage that has gone missing. 📘 IntroductionEvery day, the crow‑brained adult awakens with a plan. And every day, the universe responds with:“Ah. Adorable. Anyway…”Thus…
Welcome to the Nest: A Love Letter to the Crow‑Brained I woke up this morning thinking about all the things I intended to accomplish on my days off. The plan was beautifully simple: make shepherd’s pie soup and organize my office. Two tasks. Manageable. Adult-like. Naturally, the first thing I did was order groceries from…
